Z e l d a


The Ultimate Sensual Massage Experience

Zelda is full of energy, both sexual and life energy, everything is an adventure and sexual adventure is her favourite thing – she gets horny just talking about it.


Zelda is at Funhouse Naked massage with a head full of sexy thoughts and an appetite for sensual excitement. First feedback is “Oh Mary, she is great fun, I will be back to see her again” Zelda is the type of young woman that will make you appreciate being a man and will make you feel young again.

Zelda is available from 11:00-7:00 on Monday, 30 November, and from 11:00-7:00 on Thursday.

She is slim and leggy with a good handful sized bust and a gorgeous face with huge eyes that will look into yours and distract you while she massages you into Nirvana.


Her brain had been heading in the direction of Funhouse for a while and she is so happy that it got her here. We are extremely happy about it too!


Zelda is providing a naked body2body massage with extras that will not only make you feel sexy but will make you feel rejuvenated, she feels that being a Funhouse goddess is one of the things she was born to do!


Zelda is also bi-sexual so will be available with with other Funhouse ladies for four hands and bi-double massages. Playful and adventurous and just downright naughty Zelda will make your day full of sexual mischief and have you smiling all the way back to the office and beyond.


Put Zelda on your Naked Massage bucket list.


Age: 24

Size: 8

Height: 5’8”

Bust: 34D

Hair: Short brunette

Eyes: Brown

Nationality: NZ European

Tattoos: 2 teeny


Naked body2body massage


Four hands

Bi double massage

Kinky massage

Rates & Services

45 mins $220

1 hour $260

75 mins $330

90 mins $410

2 hours $520

Four hands $POA

Bi-double massage $POA

Couples massage $420

Kinky massage $400

Extras POA

+ $10 per hour by credit card